I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Your parents are going to be so confused in the morning
More like pissed. but ill be sure to explain my pathological fear of terrorists hiding in the bathtub
I wish i could be there for it
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
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couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
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I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
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