i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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