Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
Xanax induced break ups are the best. Since I'm a professional fiancee, I'm going to break up with them on Xanax from now on. It didn't hurt one tiiiiiny bit.
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bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
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You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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