oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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