How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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