I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
Randomize
