Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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