Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
He had one of those small greek statue penises
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
Success! We fucked roommates!
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
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