The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
this beer tastes like vomit already
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
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