there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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