So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
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