we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
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