my phone vibrated itself into my puke bucket and literally sizzled. you'll have to reach me at this number for a while.
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
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This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
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This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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