The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
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Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
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So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
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