I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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