I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
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the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
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He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
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