hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
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it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
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I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
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