i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
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My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
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I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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