so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
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i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
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He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
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