Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
Just woke up to find that I'd left a stove burner on for the past 6 hours or so. I'm now banned from Ambien cooking.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
Randomize