I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
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