well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
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