His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
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