What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
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he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
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I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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