you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
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Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
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I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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