I gave up sex with dolphins for you.
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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