I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
Randomize
