let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
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Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
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The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
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