should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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