just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
my nextdoor neighbor called me saying "um hey, your mom just stumbled into bed with me and my husband, can you please come get her?"
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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