Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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