Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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