I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
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the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
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I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
the bastard is cheating on me with some sleazy barista from Starbucks
That’s his wife they’re back together
You say potato, I say sleazy barista
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