Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
Randomize
