I like to think it a success when the cops are called
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
I enjoy the company of your penis
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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