Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
i just used the Cadillac of toilet papers. For a minute i actually forgot i was even wiping my ass....i thought i was floating butt first into heaven
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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