She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
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She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
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How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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