my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
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But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
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I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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