i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
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