Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
Randomize
