What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
when I woke up she was standing in the living room with a bottle of scotch because she is "allergic to hangovers"
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
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