well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
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Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
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Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
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