He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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