Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
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I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
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I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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