she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
Randomize
