She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
Who did Billy Mays play for?
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
Don't stress. That was a joke. I'd trust my pets with no one else. Accidents happen. Sometimes things go smoothly when you help a neighbor out and sometimes you electrocute their fish. Life is funny that way.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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