I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
