i barfeds in our rink
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap