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so... how was it???

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he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy

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(812): so... how was it??? (317): he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy http://tfl.nu/a6k1

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Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.

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(661): Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it. http://tfl.nu/dbb6

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So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before

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(609): So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before http://tfl.nu/fve5

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(541): View more from Oregon

Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.

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(541): Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist. http://tfl.nu/jqdb

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(718): View more from New York

you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.

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i told you we never speak of that again

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(718): you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something. (917): i told you we never speak of that again http://tfl.nu/ijex

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(609): View more from New Jersey

He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.

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(609): He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on. http://tfl.nu/bqu1

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Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.

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(732): Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered. http://tfl.nu/wcxh

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I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.

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(859): I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it. http://tfl.nu/s0lk

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I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.

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Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.

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(262): I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state. (847): Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it. http://tfl.nu/q5kp

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I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt

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(814): I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt http://tfl.nu/8loq

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You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.

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(608): You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out. http://tfl.nu/pyc7

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This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good

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(847): This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good http://tfl.nu/2hdv

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Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober

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(606): Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober http://tfl.nu/4i83

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I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great

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(610): I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great http://tfl.nu/gyhs

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I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.

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(925): I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea. http://tfl.nu/uulw

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