White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
Guy Shares All The ‘New Discoveries’ He’s Made Since Moving In With His Girlfriend And It’s Hilariously Relatable
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.