I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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