How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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