i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
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i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
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well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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