She announced her abortion via fbk
no. you can't hotbox the world.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
Randomize
