i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
There was a lot of him and a little penis
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The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
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I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
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