dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
i need some magic done to my vagina
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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