i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
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Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
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Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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