Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
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I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
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She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
40s are totally the cure
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
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