your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
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