I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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