I made out with a fat chick last night in a hot tub... btw I am breaking up with you
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
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