there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
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