Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
Randomize
