sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
splinters make it hard to masturbate
a search helicopter?!
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
So uh... Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "tortured soul"?
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