Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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